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Jeff and Matt went out together to a new night club that opened last week.
Both of them was single and looking for someone to be the woman of their dreams.
After they looked around for about 10 minutes Jeff spotted 6 foot red head with doll face.
That passed by him Jeff followed her and started a conversation the next thing Matt saw
was his friend (Jeff) waving goodbye for him and his new girlfriend in his left arm.
Amanda was her name and she so pretty that would make a man say "please, spit at me".
Jeff was happy of what he brought home.
20 min of sweet talk and half glass of red wine made Jeff in the shower and Amanda in his bed,
then Jeff came out and slayded next to her, the lights was on, Jeff took a look at bed between
them and jumped saying:
- Ohhhhhh boy there is bug in the bed
Amanda was scared and yelled:
- Where?
- In the bed
Amanda took a look, smiled and said "that no bug that's my eye lashes".
Jeff took a closer look said in scared voice "ohh", then Amanda pealed off the second eye lash
and put it next to her;
Jeff came back to the bed and as he was going to the mood Amanda said:
wait... I think I lost my eye
-"Oh Boy you lost your eye!!!!!!"
-"Not my eye... a contact lens its fell of my eye as I pealed my lash".
Jeff took look at Amanda to find one eye in green (contact lens) other in black
after 20 min of looking for the contact lens (and thank God they found it)
Amanda took off her contact lenses and put them aside.
Jeff laid next to Amanda and said:
- Dear I wana ask you something, but I am scared
- No dear ask no need to get scared
- How do u curl you hair??
- That easy I used hair curling irons
Jeff sounded relived and said:
- Fooo I thought your going to say it’s a wig
- Well, its wig honey and I curl it
and without hesitation Amanda pulled her wig off, under it was her short black hair with hair net on them.
Jeff: "Ohhh boy".
In the next hours Jeff found out that Amanda is using a thick bra (to make her breast bigger),
and false nails.
At morning Jeff woke up and took a look at Amanda to found out that most of her makeup
had gone and she had a pale and dark skin, then Amanda woke up and Jeff offered her a ride
"that is the least thing he can do after a failing night".
She rode next to him, mean while Matt passed by them and said "Hey Jeff"
- "Hey Matt"
Matt approached Jeff and whispered "Jeff where is the sexy red head from last night... don't tell me you took this
girl instead of her".
Jeff smiled and said "Ohhhhhhhh Boy".
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